Wanna Bee - Beebelebum
poser / slacker / complete whacker

He lives off the Bedford stop on the "L" train. He's only lived there for less than a year but talks about how much the neighborhood has changed. Fresh from college where he was fratty wearing mandals, he now follows any trend sold at Urban Outfitters. This guy's such a hardcore poser we aren't even sure he's a real Beeblebum, pfffffffft!